In the course of making butternut squash mac and cheese, a "healthy" meal, I:
-- set a towel on fire
-- blew the top off the blender with hot liquid inside
-- burned myself on the hot, exploding blender fluid
-- dropped and broke the kitchen telephone
-- repeatedly boiled things over on the stove.
None of this would have happened if I had ordered a pizza.
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